Yeah, I know I look like Dr. Jekyll. I get that a lot. Except it’d be more accurate to say I look like his son because I’m so much younger. He’s 52, and I’m like, what? 19? He walks around like a dork in that lab coat and I’m over here repping in my jean pants. If Dr. J walked in on one of the raves at my house he’d lose his mind! He couldn’t handle all the fly gals and fat blunts and 40 ouncers of brewski strewn carelessly about my pad.
Listen, dudes and dudettes - I gotta skedaddle. Me and my bros are gonna go grab a carton of stogies and see Genesis in concert. Real quick before I go, though: I really think y'all should check out this sick Halloween compilation called Monster Ballads 9. It's a very hip, very NOW compilation that is in NO WAY affiliated with Dr. "Nerd Alert" Jekyll. This is some hard core, rap-metal, swing revival, Woodstock '94, flavored seltzer water type of stuff here, ya dig? Hyde out!
Track Listing:
1. Grima Wormtongue - Headless Skelly
2. Goratorium - Corpse Spooker
3. Dracula's Maze - The Moriarties
4. Bloodmobile - Kid Dukus
5. Saving My Candy - Compliance
6. Guided Meditation - Hard Barfer
7. Aliens Bathe in Body Parts - The Moriarties
